We hate spam. That's why we hate also robots, spiders and all the other junk that keeps us away from what we want to do using the Internet. Tired of adding filters to our mail client that are more or less useless, we decided to fight spam writing the Spamsong.

We are just a bunch of people connected to the online-world, working on and in it every day. And this made us very tired. And angry. Tired of deleting every second message we recieve, because it's useless spam. And angry, because it's still so f****** complicated and unefficent to stop the a******* who send all that garbage.

With the Spamsong we will of course not be able to stop spammers spamming. But we had a very good time writing, recording and editing it.

And that's who we are:

Salvie
The first word she was able to say was "connect". That was when her parents bought her the first computer. Since then, she is online, and when she's not, she's writing lyrics for songs like the spamsong. Or kicks asses of spammers. Last thing we've heard from her is that she was angry about a serie of porno spam from Minsk, Russia. Last thing we've seen was her entering a plain to minsk. Last thing we read about her was the big bang at a so called dot-com in Minsk. Right now she is hiding somewhere in the internet.

Bidoux
His parents met in the first Chatroom ever installed, in the middle of the seventies. They actually worked in the same building, but never met before. Anyway, they married and he was delivered into a spam-free world. But not for long. His formerly soft and tender voice got angry and as he met Salvie, he helped her writing the Spamsong-lyrics. And wrote the music. And then recorded the song. Right now he's living in a prison close to Las Vegas, where he is waiting on death row for killing 13 people who worked for an online-casino. And who thought they had to tell him sendig him hundreds of Spammails.

Seimen
Seimen bought his first computer in 1987, connected to the internet in 1993 and disconnected in 1999. That's when he bought all the Musicsoftware and started looking for a good song to produce and get famous. When he learned first about the Spamsong, he just said "it's nice". But when he realised, that Bidoux ist going to die soon and Salvie will not reappear for a few years, he decided to produce it anyway because - if successful - he would not have to share the incomes.

The others
There are two very nice girls singing in the Spamsong. And there is a talented guitarrist, too. They are currently trying to get some explosives to blow some other spammers around the world. That's why we can not give you their names. JUST BE AWARE!